Dudes I lost like 15 lbs since being at school this year which makes no sense because I eat Jimmy John’s every day…unless…
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Jimmy Johns Diet
1) Jimmy All Day Erry Day
2) Not Jimmy? Not worth it.
3) Extra mayo. Don’t be a baby.
4) You ordered something other than the Italian Night Club? lolololol Everyone laughs at you for your poor decisions